Lost Hienie
Antics ensue when FBI Special Agent Dolt Jizzmond is sent to uncover the mystery of the plastic elf's ear. However, after screwing his way through a wacky cast of suspects and a milieu of sexy situations, Jizzmond finally discovers what is at the heart of this bizarro mystery and then quickly realizes that all his hard work was for not, because no one really gives a crap. Besides, when the backward-talking midget says it's over, it's over.
